Lvl 100 Magikarp
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Dad:
Why are your eyes so red, son?
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Son:
I smoked weed, dad
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Dad:
Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
it’s illegal to not reblog this
(Source: juilan)
oh my god
I was actually really scared for a moment there
yeah i was about to get really angry for a second
a plot twist i didn’t expect
what a twist
(Source: burnwoodstock)
Oh my god
makin my way downtown
SEE YA LATER, SHITLORDS.
OH MY GOD
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’
THEY HATIN’
BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS TRYNA FIND ME
(Source: cineraria)
Don’t know where this is from but it’s hilarious anyway. There can only be Draven.
Only cause we know better.
^ REBLOGGING TO THAT
IM NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND THAT WAS AMAZING
I can’t remember the last time I blinked!
This was extremely witty and quite humorous. I approve
(Source: aguidetodeduction)
Lady Gaga attacking an underprivileged child and then praising Satan
via laughingstation
Oh mah gawsh
(Source: anch0vies)
I didn’t know how to use my mewtwo. that move has a low chance to hit, i should remembered!
brilliant
via laughingstation
best thing EVAR
(Source: akidcalled-dylan)
