So Freakin' God-Like

butterpopsicle: Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls Wake up...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:06:11 -0400

butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:19:03 -0400

laugh-addict: teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:19:39 -0400

laugh-addict:

teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

laugh-addict: when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:56:08 -0400

laugh-addict:

when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you

laughingstation:

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:07:15 -0400

laughingstation:

how could you not reblog this i mean really

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 16:02:20 -0400

how could you not reblog this i mean really

how could you not reblog this i mean really

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 16:01:47 -0400

how could you not reblog this i mean really

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:27:13 -0400

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:25:51 -0400

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Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:04:59 -0400

Casual reminder that CartoonNetwork never gave a fuck

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:16:20 -0400

Casual reminder that CartoonNetwork never gave a fuck

snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:39:37 -0400

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

phaserburn: My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:28:35 -0400

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

liftedwing: Lvl 100 Magikarp

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 16:47:16 -0400

liftedwing:

Lvl 100 Magikarp

what a wonderful winter we are having this spring.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 07:42:37 -0400

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 07:21:05 -0400

fernacular: tankgirlstormborn: fernacular: lumeina: night...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:20:16 -0400

fernacular:

tankgirlstormborn:

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

Sitting in a hunched over position at a local cafe, a twenty-something male knits furiously. The people around him don’t notice until he starts cackling maniacally. The laugh grows louder and louder until even the kid in the corner mixing beats takes off his head phones.

“Dude, what the hell. I’m writing my novel.” Says a girl, looking up with bloodshot eyes from the corner table. Pastry papers litter her table.

“FOOLS! While you were so absorbed in yourselves, I have knitted your doom!” He leaps to the table, knocking over his untouched Chai Latte. From his fingers unfurl all colors of yarn and attached to the other ends are his Yarn Minions!

“Aw, they’re so cute! Do you have an Etsy?” She is the first to go. The minion latches onto her throat with a ferocity that no one had foreseen from these cute yarn creatures. Again, the boy begins to laugh.

“You shall all fall to THE KNITTER! Yes I’m a boy! Yes, I KNIT!” The cafe quickly dissolves into chaos around him as the monsters wreak havoc.

“Who can stop him?!” Cries the barista behind the counter, just before he is smothered.

A crash is heard and all heads turn towards the front door.

“There’s a sale on yarn down at the fabric store!” Comes a call.

The Knitter lets out a shriek and all ears around him begin to bleed. But his minions are reigned in and he bolts out the door.

“I can finally buy that cashmere yarn I’ve been wanting.” Is the last thing they hear as he dashes down the street.

Oh my god

fayren: I’ve never uploaded either of these to tumblr, despite...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:47:18 -0400

fayren:

I’ve never uploaded either of these to tumblr, despite the top being one of my most popular prints. So I guess it was about time! I’m still an FMA fangirl, and I miss having it in my life.

Awesome

laughingstation: oh look at this rose someone left on the beach! oh look at this other rose...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:07:46 -0500

laughingstation:

oh look at this rose someone left on the beach!

oh look at this other rose someone left on a beach

GO TO YOUR ROOM

voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:23:51 -0500

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian